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How to Feel More Loved: 9 Tips for Deep Connection
by Lori Deschene
20 May 2012 at 10:01pm
by Lori Deschene ?It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.? ~John Bulwer If there?s one thing we all want, it?s to feel loved. We want to feel deeply connected ...
How to Love Without Losing Yourself
by Jennifer Gargotto
17 May 2012 at 10:04pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Jennifer Gargotto “We love because it is the only true adventure.” ~Nikki Giovanni  Last night I sat with an old friend who has recently broken ...
Are We Happier When We Have Purpose and Tiny Buddha Book Giveaway
by Lori Deschene
17 May 2012 at 10:02pm
by Lori Deschene IMPORTANT NOTE: This post contains two poll questions and a giveaway for an autographed copy of the Tiny Buddha book. If you?re reading this in your inbox, you ...
Finding Positive Ways to Express Difficult Emotions
by Dina Weldin
16 May 2012 at 3:43pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Dina Weldin ?Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.? ~Benjamin Disraeli Each day, month, or year I want ...
Tiny Wisdom: This Moment Is Worth Savoring
by Lori Deschene
15 May 2012 at 10:58pm
by Lori Deschene ?The journey is the reward.? ~Chinese Proverb So much of our language about the things we enjoy in life revolves around getting ahead. We wonder where our relationships are going. ...
Releasing Judgment and Allowing Others to Have Their Process
by Tiela Garnett
15 May 2012 at 10:58pm
Editor’s Note: This is a contribution by Tiela Garnett  ?Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest.?  ~Sri Chinmoy We live in ...
Start the Climb: Take One Purposeful Step
by Kirsten Tulsian
15 May 2012 at 12:10am
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Kirsten Tulsian ?Don?t be afraid to go out on a limb. That?s where the fruit is.? ~H. Jackson Browne When I close my eyes and ponder ...
What Does It Mean to Have Enough and Tiny Buddha Book Giveaway
by Lori Deschene
15 May 2012 at 12:05am
by Lori Deschene This is the 7th post in a 10-part series. If you?ve been following this series since I launched it, much of this post will be redundant for you. ...
Tiny Wisdom: The Pain of Fighting Our Feelings
by Lori Deschene
13 May 2012 at 9:06pm
by Lori Deschene ?Whatever you fight, you strengthen, and what you resist, persists.? ~Eckhart Tolle Have you ever exacerbated difficult feelings by responding to them with resistance? Although I made peace with my ...
Creating an Inner Peace That Endures
by Marilyn Briant
13 May 2012 at 9:06pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Marilyn Briant ?Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope with it.? ~Unknown Like many people, I ...

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Today's Story on THE LOVE OF WISDOM: If it is true that actions speak louder than words, how often do you say to someone you love them? What can speak louder than that? If I ever was to make a defence in court, in defence of the power of words as opposed to action, I would use today's story to illustrate the power of saying, 'I love you.' Days can fly by, weeks, months and years can also pass quickly. We must not forget to say to those important to you that you LOVE them. As we know this appreciating those close to you is important, we must recognise in ourselves, especially men, the impulse when a loving thought occurs. Women have an inbuilt mechanism that recognises this easier than men; but this impulse must be acted upon with words. If you are sat at the breakfast table and your child begins to clear the table of the plates and cups, you must show your appreciation. Make recognising this impulse become part of your personal philosophy, it will help to improve your attitude. WHO I AM MAKES A DIFFERENCE A teacher decided to honour each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference." Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honoured whom and report back to the class in about a week. One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a nearby company and honoured him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon and put it on his shirt. Then he gave him two extra ribbons and said, "We're doing a class project on recognition, and we'd like you to go out, find somebody to honour, give them a blue ribbon, then give them the extra blue ribbon so they can acknowledge a third person to keep this acknowledgment ceremony going. Then please report back to me and tell me what happened." Later that day the junior executive went in to see his boss, who had been noted, by the way, as being kind of a grouchy fellow. He sat his boss down and he told him that he deeply admired him for being a creative genius. The boss seemed very surprised. The junior executive asked him if he would accept the gift of the blue ribbon and would he give him permission to put it on him. His surprised boss said, "Well, sure." The junior executive took the blue ribbon and placed it right on his boss's jacket above his heart. As he gave him the last extra ribbon, he asked, "Would you do me a favour? Would you take this extra ribbon and pass it on by honouring somebody else? The young boy who first gave me the ribbons is doing a project in school and we want to keep this recognition ceremony going and find out how it affects people." That night the boss came home to his 14-year-old son and sat him down. He said, "The most incredible thing happened to me today. I was in my office and one of the junior executives came in and told me he admired me and gave me a blue ribbon for being a creative genius. Imagine. He thinks I'm a creative genius. Then he put this blue ribbon that says "Who I Am Makes a Difference, " on my jacket above my heart. He gave me an extra ribbon and asked me to find somebody else to honour. As I was driving home tonight, I started thinking about whom I would honour with this ribbon and I thought about you. I want to honour you. My days are really hectic and when I come home I don't pay a lot of attention to you. Sometimes I scream at you for not getting good enough grades in school and for your bedroom being a mess, but somehow tonight, I just wanted to sit here and, well, just let you know that you do make a difference to me. Besides your mother, you are the most important person in my life. You're a great kid and I love you!" The startled boy started to sob and sob, and he couldn't stop crying. His whole body shook. He looked up at his father and said through his tears, "Dad, earlier tonight I sat in my room and wrote a letter to you and Mom explaining why I had killed myself and asking you to forgive me. I was going to commit suicide tonight after you were asleep. I just didn't think that you cared at all. The letter is upstairs. I don't think I need it after all." His father walked upstairs and found a heartfelt letter full of anguish and pain. The envelope was addressed, "Mom and Dad." The boss went back to work a changed man. He was no longer a grouch, but made sure to let all his employees know that they made a difference. The junior executive helped several other young people with career planning and never forgot to let them know that they made a difference in his life... one being the boss's son. And the young boy and his classmates learned a valuable lesson. WHO YOU ARE DOES MAKE DIFFERENCE. (Author Unknown) QUOTE: "Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working twenty four hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control this great force.' (Tom Blandi)

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NHRA: Beckman (Funny Car), Grubnic (Top Fuel) & Johnson (Pro Stock) Win at ... - Auto Racing Daily


Auto Racing Daily

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Auto Racing Daily
Don Schumacher Racing teammates Jack Beckman and Ron Capps have a complicated history already this season, and it got even more gnarly Sunday during the funny-car final at the Dollar General NHRA Summernationals at Heartland Park Topeka.
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'Grey's Anatomy' Awesome Quotes: 'Flight' - BuddyTV


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'Grey's Anatomy' Awesome Quotes: 'Flight'
BuddyTV
Cutting down the best quotes to 10 has been pretty difficult so I included a few extras in here. Whether it was the gore, the general terror or the sadness of losing Lexi, "Flight" was a really rough episode. There were lighter moments, sure; ...

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San Jose high school students share name, share quote, share fame - Santa Cruz Sentinel


San Jose high school students share name, share quote, share fame
Santa Cruz Sentinel
A few months ago, Presentation High School senior Isabella Nguyen thought it would be funny if she and her friends -- who all share the same last name -- used their senior quotes in the yearbook to spell out a message: "We know what you're thinking, ...

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The Sartorialist's Scott Schuman Doesn't Understand Why Anyone Wants To Do ... - Fashionista


Fashionista

The Sartorialist's Scott Schuman Doesn't Understand Why Anyone Wants To Do ...
Fashionista
Even Kanye West pops up in the story to offer some worshipful quotes about Schuman. Click through for the highlights of the very entertaining story, which you can read in full here. And then a guy in a white tuxedo jacket walks in, and even after ...

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Teens Named Nguyen Team Up For Funny Yearbook Quote About Not Being Related ... - Huffington Post


Teens Named Nguyen Team Up For Funny Yearbook Quote About Not Being Related ...
Huffington Post
Their last names might not be unique, but the Nguyen ladies decided to take an original approach to their yearbook quotes. Determined to clarify any confusion regarding their similar surnames, the teens opted to feature one- or two-word phrases beneath ...

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Top 5 Funniest Quotes from Khloe & Lamar Season 2, Episode 12: “The Truth Will ... - Wetpaint


Top 5 Funniest Quotes from Khloe & Lamar Season 2, Episode 12: “The Truth Will ...
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Here are the top five funny quotes from last night's finale. Khloe: So do you think I should get a peacock? Khloe: I'm still waiting on my brown lamb. Oh my god, maybe in Texas I can find one. Khloe (to Kourtney): No matter what, you're still my twin ...

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Florida high school yearbook considered controversial - NewsNet5.com


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Florida high school yearbook considered controversial
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Those are the more innocent quotes of the 16 recorded in the yearbook. VBHS freshman Jenna Metcalf and her father Andy have different takes on the 'risque' comments. "When we first got the yearbook, everyone thought it was really funny. I did too.

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Tina Fey Shares Memories of Her Skinny and Chubby Years - FitSugar.com


Tina Fey Shares Memories of Her Skinny and Chubby Years
FitSugar.com
Like many of us, Tina's weight has fluctuated over the course of her career, and to mark her birthday, we're sharing some of her funny quotes from juice cleanses to body image. Before making the leap from writers room to on-camera talent, Tina followed ...

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5 Funny Quotes From the Bin Laden Documents -- Who Knew!? (VIDEO) - The Stir


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5 Funny Quotes From the Bin Laden Documents -- Who Knew!? (VIDEO)
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But some of these bin Laden quotes are actually unintentionally hilarious. Guess who was totally obsessed with American cable news? Mr. bin Laden. He had his PR guy, Adam Gadahn, write up a little guide to help them decide which networks to send videos ...

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Charlize Theron: 'Snow White' in Japan! - Just Jared


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Charlize Theron: 'Snow White' in Japan!
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“I hate actors who come and quote Nietzsche,” Charlize recently told Australia's Madison magazine (via Us Weekly) about actors. “I don't like pretentious sh-t. I like being around people who like to live life and understand the value of it.

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need help telling friends im pregnant?
hi guys need help telling friends and family im finally pregnant lol , looking for a cute/funny quotes about pregnancy to put on facebook and in cards for close family and friends :) thanks ....and baby dust to everyone trying to concieve and good luck to everyone that has x

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What are some really cute or funny quotes?
I'd like a little of both for example in finding nemo he says fish are friends not food. something like that also you could put cute/funny quotes such as if barbie is so popular why do people have to buy her friends? stuff like that. thanks so much!

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