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Tiny Wisdom: When Its Time to Move On
by Lori Deschene
27 May 2012 at 11:03pm
by Lori Deschene ?Relationships are like glass.  Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.?  ~Unknown At the end of my first long-term ...
Happy Is As Happy Does: Make Your Own Joy in Life
by Amy Clover
27 May 2012 at 11:02pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Amy Clover ?Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.? ~Benjamin Disraeli I used to get paralyzed with fear in ...
Quiet Your Mind and Just Play (in 20 Ways)
by Angela Marchesani
24 May 2012 at 11:02pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Angela Marchesani ?If it?s not fun, you?re not doing it right.? ~Bob Basso I spend a lot of time contemplating and philosophizing about life. According ...
How Can We Identify What We Want and Tiny Buddha Book Giveaway
by Lori Deschene
24 May 2012 at 11:01pm
by Lori Deschene IMPORTANT NOTE: This post contains two poll questions and a giveaway for an autographed copy of the Tiny Buddha book. If you?re reading this in your inbox, you ...
The Key to Beauty and Acceptance Is You
by Jaclyn Witt
23 May 2012 at 8:48pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Jaclyn Witt ?To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don?t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself.? ~Thich Nhat ...
When We Think Other People Are Better Than Us
by Justb
23 May 2012 at 8:48pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Justb ?No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.? ~Eleanor Roosevelt. I have a very bad habit. It pokes me when I stop to ...
Tiny Wisdom: The Heart in Our Homes
by Lori Deschene
22 May 2012 at 10:17pm
by Lori Deschene Before I found this Flickr image, I had never read this Irish blessing before. What a beautiful idea! I remember in college, I spent a semester abroad in the ...
What We Really Need to Be Happy
by Sasha Peakall
22 May 2012 at 10:16pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Sasha Peakall ?The real measure of your wealth is how much you?d be worth if you lost all your money.? ~Unknown Standing, getting crushed on ...
Be a Master of Where You Are Now
by Alanna Levenson
21 May 2012 at 11:12pm
Editor?s Note: This is a contribution by Alanna Levenson ?Have respect for yourself, and patience and compassion.  With these, you can handle anything.? ~Jack Kornfield I hadn?t taken a yoga class in ...
Why Do We Ignore Our Instincts and Tiny Buddha Book Giveaway
by Lori Deschene
21 May 2012 at 11:11pm
by Lori Deschene This is the 9th post in a 10-part series. (It’s the last week!) If you?ve been following this series since I launched it, much of this post will ...

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Today's Story on ADAPTING TO CHANGE: When change occurs and causes upset, anguish and health problems; where do you turn for help? Having used a scenario similar in the past, one answer for sure is when you are able to reflect on the problem some time after; you're able to help yourself. We know this to be true and the reason for its truth is that the moment to anguish begins your peripheral vision is wide, and with each moment it closes in to create blinkers. Your ability to help yourself depends upon your calmness of mind. With tranquillity comes the ability to gather information and process it. Today's story illustrates a trust in a calmness, a faith or a God; and how this belief creates an aura of self-assurance and confidence. ANGELS IN THE ALLEY Diane, a young University student, was home for the summer. She had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid, because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it, however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for "God's" protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line-up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Moral of the story? Make your own moral as this story can be any to suit your need of the day. (Unknown Author) QUOTE: "If you don't run your own life, someone else will.' (John Atkinson)

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MasterChef hopefuls prickle under Mexican standoff pressure

27 May 2012 at 9:27am  We begin a new week with a reminder of the myriad injustices of the previous week, including Mindy's defeat by the forces of leftovers, and Matt's banishment to the phantom zone of Hungry Jack?s by the evil fennel-related machinations of Deb.

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Don't overreact over one mistake - Las Vegas Sun

27 May 2012 at 3:04am 

Don't overreact over one mistake
Las Vegas Sun
The current wisdom from the federal government is that risk can be regulated out of our daily lives. Had this philosophy prevailed during the '60s and '70s, this city would be a much different place. Without a calculated risk, the vision and genius of ...



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An app for wisdom - Boston Globe

26 May 2012 at 5:49pm 

An app for wisdom
Boston Globe
Created by real philosophers for real people, PhiloQuote provides instant wisdom tailored to your particular situation and delivered noiselessly to your smart phone. Looking for the perfect sentiment to express at your least favorite nephew's ...



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A global partnership for peace

26 May 2012 at 1:42pm  At times it can be harder to keep the peace than winning it. All over the world, there are many conflicts which have shattered the ideal of peace. Some conflicts go on, while others have ended either through military action or negotiations.

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International students Visit Somaiya Vidyavihar for Launch of Book and Sessio...

25 May 2012 at 10:23pm 

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International students Visit Somaiya Vidyavihar for Launch of Book and Session ...
ChakraNews.com
... As Jainism encourages spiritual development through cultivation of one's own personal wisdom and reliance on self control through vows, Somaiya has taken a step further as a part of their teaching and educating students through Jain philosophy.



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Veteran counsels wisdom of listening

24 May 2012 at 12:01pm  Redd Griffin has been many things in his 73 years. A teacher, soldier, legislator, news reporter, patriot. But mostly he considers himself a student. Of history and his own life. Seeking answers more than conclusions. For the Oak Park resident and Triton College philosophy teacher, the past is prologue. ?The past is very relevant to the present,? he said. ?I want to keep the continuity with the ...

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Veteran counsels wisdom of listening - River Forest Leaves

24 May 2012 at 12:01pm 

Veteran counsels wisdom of listening
River Forest Leaves
For the Oak Park resident and Triton College philosophy teacher, the past is prologue. ?The past is very relevant to the present,? he said. ?I want to keep the continuity with the past alive.? As he grows older, Griffin said life is getting better for ...

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Ancient China mined for marketing wisdom in new book

24 May 2012 at 4:23am  In ?The Market is Chaos: The Tao of Marketing? (ISBN...

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Canucks GM's philosophy of change doesn't include Vigneault - Canada.com

23 May 2012 at 8:18pm 

Canucks GM's philosophy of change doesn't include Vigneault
Canada.com
And, over the last month, that philosophy was put to the test. While the precise details haven't been fully disclosed, the accepted wisdom has it that Canucks ownership wasn't as enthusiastic about retaining the head coach as the general manager.

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Some random thoughts on wisdom, suffering

22 May 2012 at 2:53pm  "Wisdom comes alone through suffering," or so said Zeus according to the Greek playwright Aeschylus. ...

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Philip K. Dick, Sci-Fi Philosopher, Part 1 - New York Times (blog)

20 May 2012 at 3:00pm 

New York Times (blog)

Philip K. Dick, Sci-Fi Philosopher, Part 1
New York Times (blog)
20, 1974, Dick was hit with the force of an extraordinary revelation after a visit to the dentist for an impacted wisdom tooth for which he had received a dose of sodium pentothal. A young woman delivered a bottle of Darvon tablets to his apartment in ...

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The bliss of reading

20 May 2012 at 12:30pm  India, May 21 -- I believe, as many of you do, that reading old books is like meeting old friends. And if you read an old classic after ages, you have the feeling that you are at home with a long-lost friend.It was last week that I had my tryst with some of such 'old friends'. The Story of Philosophy by Will Durant, Sceptical Essays by Bertrand Russell, The Discovery of India and An ...

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Maya Angelou Opens Women's Health And Wellness Center, Calls Disparities 'Emb...

15 May 2012 at 10:15am  Wisdom comes with age, and at 84 years old, Maya Angelou has lots of wisdom. But she says she picked up her most valuable piece of wisdom early on. "I learned a long time ago the wisest thing I can do is be on my own side, be an advocate for myself and others like me," she said.

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For Mother's Day, the gift of earned wisdom - News & Observer

12 May 2012 at 10:08pm 

For Mother's Day, the gift of earned wisdom
News & Observer
And I recently received some rude and uninvited parenting advice from a stranger that prompted me to think about what, if any, ?parenting philosophy? I hold. That question made me laugh aloud because I realized (a) my parenting style is pretty much ...

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Six Pieces of Wisdom and Advice for College Grads, Inspired By and Borrowed ....

11 May 2012 at 2:41pm 

Six Pieces of Wisdom and Advice for College Grads, Inspired By and Borrowed ...
Huffington Post
(This was paraphrased by Norman, but originally thought to have originated from the philosopher Goethe.) With a surface-level read, this may seem obvious and potentially overused -- as in, work hard and it will all work out for you.



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Funny quotes!! Truer words never spoken!! Not so much of a question, as a request??
I Love witty quotes, phrases and axioms! If anyone knows some good 'uns let us know by writing them down...plz!!?? Have he YOGI BERRA'S FAMOUS QUOTES Is this DeJavu all over again? It ain't over 'till its over If i didnt wake up, i would still be sleeping" You better cut the pizza in 4 pieces because im not hungry enough to eat 6 Baseball is 90% mental and the other half physical The loss of life will be irreplaceable You cant think and hit at the same time Nice Guys Finish Last Tom Seaver: Hey, Yogi, what time is it? Yogi Berra: You mean now? Nobody eats there anymore, it's too crowded It gets late early out here If you don't have a goal, any road will get you there When you come to a fork in the road, take it You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. You can observe a lot by just watching You give 100% in the first half of the game and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left. Never let the truth interfer with a good story. I really didn't say everything i said If you can't imitate him, don't copy him If you don't go to other peoples funerals, then they won't go to yours. The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder" -Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention "If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all" -Forestry expert Ronald Reagan "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas" -Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents "When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results." -Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge "Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." -General William Westmoreland "If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." -Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. --Erma Bombeck My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. --Joey Bishop Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at. --Bill Vaughan The scientific theory I like the best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage. --Mark Russell A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. --Fred Allen We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it weren't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. --Milton Berle It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. --Oscar Wilde It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes. --Mary Wilson Little The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines. --Frank Lloyd Wright Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar Wilde I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. --Hunter S. Thompson It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. --Mark Twain A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. --Fred Allen

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witty quotes or sayings to use in conversation?
no 'Your momma...' stuff, i dont quite want that........... anything that makes you sound like a well read person(without me reading through loads of books: )

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good complements to say to a girl and witty quotes?
i want more complements then witty quotes

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