Witty Quotes
Today's Story on ADAPTING TO CHANGE: When change occurs and causes upset, anguish and health problems; where do you turn for help? Having used a scenario similar in the past, one answer for sure is when you are able to reflect on the problem some time after; you're able to help yourself. We know this to be true and the reason for its truth is that the moment to anguish begins your peripheral vision is wide, and with each moment it closes in to create blinkers. Your ability to help yourself depends upon your calmness of mind. With tranquillity comes the ability to gather information and process it. Today's story illustrates a trust in a calmness, a faith or a God; and how this belief creates an aura of self-assurance and confidence. ANGELS IN THE ALLEY Diane, a young University student, was home for the summer. She had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid, because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it, however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for "God's" protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line-up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Moral of the story? Make your own moral as this story can be any to suit your need of the day. (Unknown Author) QUOTE: "If you don't run your own life, someone else will.' (John Atkinson)
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Funny quotes!! Truer words never spoken!! Not so much of a question, as a request??
I Love witty quotes, phrases and axioms! If anyone knows some good 'uns let us know by writing them down...plz!!?? Have he
YOGI BERRA'S FAMOUS QUOTES
Is this DeJavu all over again?
It ain't over 'till its over
If i didnt wake up, i would still be sleeping"
You better cut the pizza in 4 pieces because im not hungry enough to eat 6
Baseball is 90% mental and the other half physical
The loss of life will be irreplaceable
You cant think and hit at the same time
Nice Guys Finish Last
Tom Seaver: Hey, Yogi, what time is it? Yogi Berra: You mean now?
Nobody eats there anymore, it's too crowded
It gets late early out here
If you don't have a goal, any road will get you there
When you come to a fork in the road, take it
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
You can observe a lot by just watching
You give 100% in the first half of the game and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left.
Never let the truth interfer with a good story.
I really didn't say everything i said
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, then they won't go to yours.
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder"
-Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention
"If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all"
-Forestry expert Ronald Reagan
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas"
-Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."
-Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge
"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
-General William Westmoreland
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." -Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. --Erma Bombeck
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. --Joey Bishop
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at.
--Bill Vaughan
The scientific theory I like the best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage. --Mark Russell
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. --Fred Allen
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it weren't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. --Milton Berle
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
--Oscar Wilde
It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes. --Mary Wilson Little
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines. --Frank Lloyd Wright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar Wilde
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. --Hunter S. Thompson
It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. --Mark Twain
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. --Fred Allen
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witty quotes or sayings to use in conversation?
no 'Your momma...' stuff, i dont quite want that...........
anything that makes you sound like a well read person(without me reading through loads of books: )
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good complements to say to a girl and witty quotes?
i want more complements then witty quotes
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